{"product_id":"feral-reader-book-lover-do-not-disturb-humor-introvert-bookmark-funny-bookish-gift-cozy-reader","title":"Feral Reader | Book Lover | Do Not Disturb Humor | Introvert Bookmark | Funny Bookish Gift | Cozy Reader","description":"\u003cp\u003eCurrently feral. Do not disturb. Snacks. Book. Blanket. This is my whole plan.\u003cbr\u003e\nThe plan has been made. The plan is complete. The plan requires exactly three things and excludes everything else and has been executed with the kind of focused intentionality that people typically reserve for major life decisions but which is entirely appropriate here because this reading day is a major life decision and it was made deliberately and with full information and zero reservations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSnacks. Book. Blanket.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThat is the plan. That is the whole plan. There is no other plan. The outside world is aware of the plan and has been asked respectfully and firmly not to interfere with the plan and the sign on the door says so.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eCurrently feral. Do not disturb. This is going extremely well.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e✦ ABOUT THIS BOOKMARK\u003cbr\u003e\nA richly illustrated scene of a reading nest in its most evolved and most committed form — not merely a comfortable reading spot but a fully realized feral habitat, a couch or bed or some piece of furniture that has been transformed through dedication and forethought into a complete self-contained ecosystem that requires no external input for the foreseeable future and has been optimized through field research for maximum reading comfort and minimum interruption.\u003cbr\u003e\nAt the very top of the composition a DO NOT DISTURB sign — not a hotel sign but a handmade one, written on a piece of paper and taped to something with the conviction of a person who was still in a reasonable state of mind when they wrote it and was planning ahead with admirable clarity. Below the sign the outside world continues its business without participation — a window with daylight visible which the nest has decided is not relevant today, a phone face-down on a surface outside the nest perimeter showing notifications that will be addressed at some future time when the book is finished, a to-do list firmly placed under a book so it cannot make eye contact.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe nest itself fills the center of the composition in magnificent detail — a comprehensive blanket situation involving at minimum three blankets in various weights deployed with intention, a pillow arrangement that has been optimized through significant trial and error, a hoodie that has been worn continuously since the nest was established and will continue to be worn until the book is finished.\u003cbr\u003e\nThe snack ecosystem within the nest is thoughtfully and impressively curated — something salty in a bowl at one end within easy reach, something sweet in a wrapper at the other end, a mug of something warm at the ideal temperature, a glass of water because hydration is still a value even in the feral era, a secondary snack reserve on the table just outside the nest perimeter for when the primary supplies require replenishment which they will.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe book in the center of the nest is open and clearly excellent. A cat has joined the nest because the feral reader era attracts cats the way it attracts nothing else — they recognize commitment when they see it and they respect it and they contribute warmth and solidarity and occasionally sit on the book which is their right.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe DO NOT DISTURB sign is still up. The snacks are within reach. The blanket is deployed. The book is open. This is thriving. This is the whole plan and the whole plan is working.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e✦ BOOKMARK DETAILS\u003cbr\u003e\n— Size: 2.05 inches wide by 6.65 inches tall — Printed on premium card stock — Laminated for durability — water resistant and long lasting — Full color illustration front with matte finish — Arrives ready to use in your current read while you execute the plan with complete dedication\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e✦ PERFECT FOR\u003cbr\u003e\n— Everyone who has ever designated a full day to reading and defended that designation with their whole chest — Introverts who have stopped softening their need for uninterrupted reading time — People who plan their snack ecosystem before they begin a reading session which is the correct order of operations — The friend who responds to every weekend invitation with I have plans and the plans are the nest and the book — Anyone who has ever put a DO NOT DISTURB sign on their door and meant it completely — Readers who consider a full uninterrupted reading day a form of self-care which it is — it is one of the best forms — Birthdays — specifically the birthday of the person who will celebrate it in a nest with snacks and a book and consider it perfect — Holiday gifts — the reader on your list whose ideal holiday involves zero obligations and maximum reading hours — Treating yourself — you have earned a feral day and this bookmark should be in your hand when it happens\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e✦ A NOTE ON THE QUOTE\u003cbr\u003e\nThe word feral is doing significant work in this quote. It is not the word a person uses when they are apologizing for their reading habits. It is the word a person uses when they have fully claimed their reading habits as an identity and are announcing that identity with complete confidence and zero desire for input on the subject. Currently feral is not a confession. It is a declaration. The do not disturb is not a request. It is information. The plan is not modest. The plan is everything and it is enough and it is exactly right.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e✦ THE FERAL READER CHECKLIST\u003cbr\u003e\nBefore entering the feral reader era confirm the following are in place —\u003cbr\u003e\n✦ Book — confirmed and excellent ✦ Backup book — on the nightstand in case of emergency ✦ Blanket — primary blanket deployed, secondary blanket within reach ✦ Snacks — primary supply established, secondary reserve staged ✦ Mug — filled and at correct temperature ✦ Phone — face-down, notifications silenced, world on hold ✦ Cat — optional but strongly recommended ✦ Sign — posted ✦ Plan — complete\u003cbr\u003e\nYou may proceed. The feral era has begun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e✦ ALSO IN OUR SHOP\u003cbr\u003e\nThis bookmark is part of The Humor Collection — bookmarks for readers who take their reading seriously and themselves lightly. Other titles in the collection include The Alaskan Bear Era, The Goblin Era, The Dragon Era, The Reading Hangover, The Book Budget Era, The One More Chapter Era, The TBR Pile Era, The Book Club Era, The Book Boyfriend Era, The Emotional Support Book Era, and more. See our shop for the full collection.\u003cbr\u003e\nThe feral reader bookmark pairs particularly beautifully with the goblin era bookmark and the bear era bookmark for the reader who exists in multiple eras simultaneously which is most readers and which is entirely correct and requires no further explanation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e✦ SHIPPING\u003cbr\u003e\nShips within 3 to 5 business days. Arrives in a protective sleeve inside a rigid mailer so your bookmark arrives perfectly flat and ready to use. We recommend scheduling its arrival for a day when the nest is already established. The cat will know what to do with it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e✦ ABOUT OUR SHOP\u003cbr\u003e\nEvery bookmark in our shop is designed and produced professionally by us — made with care in our own studio and printed on premium materials we stand behind completely. We are a small passionate operation and we treat every order like it matters because it does.\u003cbr\u003e\nWe are committed to five star service on every single order — from the moment you click to the moment your bookmark arrives at your door flat and perfect and ready to live inside your favorite book. If anything is ever less than exactly right please reach out and we will make it right immediately. We respond to every message promptly and we mean it — real people, real responses, no automated runaround.\u003cbr\u003e\nThank you for supporting a small independent bookmark maker. It means everything to us and we do not take it for granted. We hope this bookmark finds exactly the right book and exactly the right reader.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMichelle and Julie \u003cbr\u003e\nThe Luna and Loom 📚\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eETSY TAGS:\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Luna and Loom","offers":[{"title":"One Bookmark","offer_id":49291088363764,"sku":"E74","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Set of Three","offer_id":49291088396532,"sku":null,"price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0835\/4902\/8596\/files\/29a7f0b8-il_fullxfull.8102967365_42o5.jpg?v=1788192174","url":"https:\/\/thelunaandloom.com\/products\/feral-reader-book-lover-do-not-disturb-humor-introvert-bookmark-funny-bookish-gift-cozy-reader","provider":"The Luna and Loom","version":"1.0","type":"link"}