{"product_id":"incredible-willpower-bookmark-funny-reader-gift-cozy-armchair-page-marker-procrastination-book-lover-gift","title":"Incredible Willpower Bookmark | Funny Reader Gift | Cozy Armchair Page Marker | Procrastination Book Lover Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eWillpower and Cleaning\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eTITLE: Incredible Willpower Bookmark | Funny Reader Gift | Cozy Armchair Page Marker | Procrastination Book Lover Gift\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDESCRIPTION:\u003cbr\u003e\nA woman fully absorbed in her book, feet tucked up, a feather duster abandoned mid-chore in the background. The house will still be there after one more chapter — probably.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e✦ PERFECT FOR\u003cbr\u003e\n* Readers who'd rather read than clean\u003cbr\u003e\n* Funny housewarming and moving-in gifts\u003cbr\u003e\n* Book club white elephant swaps\u003cbr\u003e\n* Anyone with a suspiciously tidy excuse pile\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e✦ BOOKMARK DETAILS\u003cbr\u003e\n* Size: 2.15\" x 6.75\"\u003cbr\u003e\n* Printed on premium card stock\u003cbr\u003e\n* Warm colored-pencil storybook illustration, hand-lettered caption \"If it weren't for my incredible willpower, I'd be cleaning the house right now\"\u003cbr\u003e\n* Reverse side is blank card stock — perfect for a handwritten note\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e✦ SHIPPING\u003cbr\u003e\n* Ships within 1 to 3 business days\u003cbr\u003e\n* Arrives in a kraft envelope — flat, perfect, and ready to use immediately\u003cbr\u003e\n* Every order ships free — always; standard orders ship without tracking, which keeps costs down for you and for us\u003cbr\u003e\n* Prefer tracking? It's available as an add-on at checkout\u003cbr\u003e\n* Large, bulk, and wholesale orders: shipping is calculated at checkout, or message us for details\u003cbr\u003e\n* In the rare case an order goes missing in transit after shipping, just reach out — we'll make it right\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe books have been waiting. The bookmark is on its way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e✦ ABOUT US\u003cbr\u003e\nEvery bookmark in our shop is designed and produced by us — made with care and printed on premium materials we stand behind completely. Real people, real responses, five star service on every order. If anything is ever less than exactly right please reach out immediately and we will make it right.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eLuna and Loom makes premium handcrafted bookmarks for people who love their books enough to mark their place beautifully. Every design is original — created by us, never mass-produced — the small detail that turns an ordinary reading habit into a little daily ritual. We're two people who take bookmarks far more seriously than anyone probably should, and readers can tell.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e✦ A NOTE FROM US\u003cbr\u003e\nWe started Luna and Loom because we believed a bookmark could be more than a placeholder. This is that belief taken one step further — a gift that says I know you, I love you, and I picked something you'll actually use. Every page they turn, you'll be there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThank you for supporting a small independent bookmark maker. It means the world to us.\u2028\u003cbr\u003e\nMichelle and Julie\u2028\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Luna and Loom 📚🌙\u003cbr\u003e\n \u003cbr\u003e\nTAGS (13): willpower quote art, funny reader treat, cozy armchair scene, lazy day humor, colored pencil style, feather duster charm, house chores joke, bookish excuse page, relatable book gift, avoidance keepsake, comfy chair print, sarcastic marker, honest housewife\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Luna and Loom","offers":[{"title":"One Bookmark","offer_id":49291056021748,"sku":"L40","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Set of Three","offer_id":49291056054516,"sku":null,"price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0835\/4902\/8596\/files\/44dd1bd4-il_fullxfull.8269911154_qj8b.jpg?v=1788192071","url":"https:\/\/thelunaandloom.com\/products\/incredible-willpower-bookmark-funny-reader-gift-cozy-armchair-page-marker-procrastination-book-lover-gift","provider":"The Luna and Loom","version":"1.0","type":"link"}