{"product_id":"snarky-birthday-bookmark-fire-hazard-too-many-candles","title":"Snarky Birthday Bookmark | Fire Hazard | Too Many Candles","description":"\u003cp\u003eHappy Birthday. The fire extinguisher is right there for a reason.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis isn't a birthday card they'll read once and recycle. It's a Keepmark — a handcrafted bookmark gift that lives between pages long after the birthday candles are blown out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eEach design is printed on sturdy premium matte card stock — beautiful enough to frame, useful enough to use every single day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eA note about Keepmarks:\u003cbr\u003e\nWe started Luna and Loom because we believed a bookmark could be more than a placeholder. Keepmarks are that belief taken one step further — a gift that says I know you, I love you, and I picked something you'll actually use. Every page they turn, you'll be there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eQuestions? Message us — we're real readers who love books and love helping you find the perfect gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e✦ ABOUT US\u2028Every bookmark in our shop is designed and produced by us — made with care and printed on premium materials we stand behind completely.\u2028Real people, real responses, five star service on every order.\u2028If anything is ever less than exactly right please reach out immediately and we will make it right.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e✦ BOOKMARK DETAILS\u2028— Size: 2.15 inches wide by 6.75 inches tall\u2028— Printed on premium card stock\u2028— Full color \u003cbr\u003e\nillustration with matte finish\u2028— Arrives in a kraft envelope inside a protective sleeve with Luna and Loom branded handwritten card included\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e✦ PERFECT FOR\u2028— Every reader who loves a book and wants a bookmark worthy of them\u2028— Readers who live in these books — Gift buyers who know exactly which book changed someone's life\u2028— Book clubs working through the canon\u2028— Anyone who has a dedicated TBR shelf and who treats it with appropriate reverence\u2028— Treating yourself\u2028These books have been waiting for you to come back to them and so has this bookmark.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e✦ SHIPPING\u2028Ships within 1 to 3 business days. Arrives in a kraft envelope — flat, perfect, ready to use immediately.\u2028The books have been waiting.\u2028The bookmark is on its way.\u003cbr\u003e\nThank you for supporting a small independent bookmark maker. It means the world to us.\u2028\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMichelle and Julie\u2028The Luna and Loom 📚🌙\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eTAGS: snarky birthday bookmark, funny birthday gift, birthday fire hazard humor, adult birthday gift, rude birthday card alternative, funny birthday bookmark, birthday humor gift, offensive birthday bookmark\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Luna and Loom","offers":[{"title":"One Keepmark","offer_id":49291082465524,"sku":"I5","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Set of Three","offer_id":49291082498292,"sku":null,"price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0835\/4902\/8596\/files\/1b0a5aca-il_fullxfull.8198014578_rq5f.jpg?v=1788192154","url":"https:\/\/thelunaandloom.com\/products\/snarky-birthday-bookmark-fire-hazard-too-many-candles","provider":"The Luna and Loom","version":"1.0","type":"link"}