{"product_id":"war-college-five-year-plan-bookmark-funny-fantasy-quote-gift-vintage-textbook-page-marker-romantasy-gift","title":"War College Five Year Plan Bookmark | Funny Fantasy Quote Gift | Vintage Textbook Page Marker | Romantasy Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eWar College Five Year Plan Bookmark | Funny Fantasy Quote Gift | Vintage Textbook Page Marker | Romantasy Gift\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDESCRIPTION: A stack of academy textbooks rests beside a small dragon-scale charm, rendered in fine vintage engraving — captioned \"War college was not in my five-year plan.\" Nobody's ever ready for a wingbond.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e✦ PERFECT FOR\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDragon-rider and war-college romantasy readers\u003cbr\u003e\nFunny fantasy quote collectors\u003cbr\u003e\nBook club gifts for the spicy-fantasy crowd\u003cbr\u003e\nReaders whose life plans never survive chapter one\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e✦ BOOKMARK DETAILS\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSize: 2.15\" x 6.75\"\u003cbr\u003e\nPrinted on premium card stock\u003cbr\u003e\nVintage ink engraving textbook and dragon-scale scene, hand-lettered caption \"War college was not in my five-year plan\"\u003cbr\u003e\nReverse side is blank card stock — perfect for a handwritten note\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e✦ SHIPPING\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eShips within 1 to 3 business days\u003cbr\u003e\nArrives in a kraft envelope — flat, perfect, and ready to use immediately\u003cbr\u003e\nEvery order ships free — always; standard orders ship without tracking, which keeps costs down for you and for us\u003cbr\u003e\nPrefer tracking? It's available as an add-on at checkout\u003cbr\u003e\nLarge, bulk, and wholesale orders: shipping is calculated at checkout, or message us for details\u003cbr\u003e\nIn the rare case an order goes missing in transit after shipping, just reach out — we'll make it right\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe books have been waiting. The bookmark is on its way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e✦ ABOUT US\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eEvery bookmark in our shop is designed and produced by us — made with care and printed on premium materials we stand behind completely. Real people, real responses, five star service on every order. If anything is ever less than exactly right please reach out immediately and we will make it right.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eLuna and Loom makes premium handcrafted bookmarks for people who love their books enough to mark their place beautifully. Every design is original — created by us, never mass-produced — the small detail that turns an ordinary reading habit into a little daily ritual. We're two people who take bookmarks far more seriously than anyone probably should, and readers can tell.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e✦ A NOTE FROM US\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWe started Luna and Loom because we believed a bookmark could be more than a placeholder. This is that belief taken one step further — a gift that says I know you, I love you, and I picked something you'll actually use. Every page they turn, you'll be there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThank you for supporting a small independent bookmark maker. It means the world to us. Michelle and Julie The Luna and Loom 📚🌙\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eTAGS (13): five year plan quote, war college bookmark, vintage textbook art, romantasy reader, sepia tone decor, engraving textbook, academy keepsake, cadet humor charm, dark fantasy gift, funny quote print, military fantasy, unplanned destiny, romantasy fan treat\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Luna and Loom","offers":[{"title":"One Bookmark","offer_id":49291068408052,"sku":"O27","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Set of Three","offer_id":49291068440820,"sku":null,"price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0835\/4902\/8596\/files\/da590cf2-il_fullxfull.8376501789_jzps.jpg?v=1788192114","url":"https:\/\/thelunaandloom.com\/products\/war-college-five-year-plan-bookmark-funny-fantasy-quote-gift-vintage-textbook-page-marker-romantasy-gift","provider":"The Luna and Loom","version":"1.0","type":"link"}