Funny Birthday Greeting Bookmark | Eat Cake | Birthday Card Alternative | Handwritten

CAKE FIRST

DESCRIPTION:
Cake first.
A hand-drawn artsy birthday bookmark — a generous slice of layered cake, a crooked candle, scattered confetti, a small stack of books. For the birthday person with their priorities in exactly the right order.

This isn't a birthday card they'll read once and recycle. It's a Keepmark — a handcrafted bookmark gift that lives between pages long after the birthday candles are blown out.

Each design is printed on sturdy premium matte card stock — beautiful enough to frame, useful enough to use every single day.

A note about Keepmarks:
We started Luna and Loom because we believed a bookmark could be more than a placeholder. Keepmarks are that belief taken one step further — a gift that says I know you, I love you, and I picked something you'll actually use. Every page they turn, you'll be there.

Questions? Message us — we're real readers who love books and love helping you find the perfect gift.

✦ ABOUT US
Every bookmark in our shop is designed and produced by us — made with care and printed on premium materials we stand behind completely.
Real people, real responses, five star service on every order.
If anything is ever less than exactly right please reach out immediately and we will make it right.

✦ BOOKMARK DETAILS
— Size: 2.15 inches wide by 6.75 inches tall
— Printed on premium card stock
— Full color
illustration with matte finish
— Arrives in a kraft envelope inside a protective sleeve with Luna and Loom branded handwritten card included

✦ PERFECT FOR
— Every reader who loves a book and wants a bookmark worthy of them
— Readers who live in these books — Gift buyers who know exactly which book changed someone's life
— Book clubs working through the canon
— Anyone who has a dedicated TBR shelf and who treats it with appropriate reverence
— Treating yourself
These books have been waiting for you to come back to them and so has this bookmark.

✦ SHIPPING
Ships within 1 to 3 business days. Arrives in a kraft envelope — flat, perfect, ready to use immediately.
The books have been waiting.
The bookmark is on its way.
Thank you for supporting a small independent bookmark maker. It means the world to us.


Michelle and Julie

The Luna and Loom 📚🌙

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