Funny Bookmark | Sarcastic | Snarky | Witchy Vibes | Bibliophile

"Bibliophile is just a polite word for someone who smells books in public and feels no shame."
For every bookish witch who has lived this exact experience and who needs a bookmark that knows it.

✦ BOOKMARK DETAILS
— Size: 2.15 inches wide by 6.75 inches tall
— Printed on premium card stock
— Full color photorealistic illustration with matte finish
— Arrives in a kraft envelope in a protective sleeve
— Ready to use in your current read immediately

✦ PERFECT FOR
— Every bookish witch who feels personally described by the tagline
— Gifts for the witchy reader in your life who will recognize themselves immediately
— Book clubs with a witchy aesthetic — this makes an extraordinary discussion gift
— Self-gifting — the witch in this bookmark would absolutely buy herself this bookmark and she would be right

✦ THE COMPLETE SNARKY WITCH COLLECTION
This bookmark is part of the Luna and Loom Snarky Witch Bookmark Collection — ten photorealistic witchy bookmarks each featuring a powerful bookish witch and a tagline that every reader will recognize as their own immediate personal experience.

The complete collection —
I have too many books said no witch ever · My TBR list is not a problem it is an optimistic life plan · Just one more chapter she said six hours ago · I only came in for one book the bookseller saw through me completely · I know how it ends I am choosing to feel it again anyway · I have a book budget I also have no self control these are two separate facts · I didn't finish it it didn't deserve me · Bibliophile is just a polite word for someone who smells books in public and feels no shame · My TBR has a waitlist my mood has veto power nobody wins · I didn't buy too many books I bought the right number for the person I am becoming

See our shop for all ten. Every single one was made for you specifically.

✦ ABOUT OUR SHOP
Every bookmark in our shop is designed and produced professionally by us — made with care in our own studio and printed on premium materials we stand behind completely. We are a small passionate operation and we treat every order like it matters because it does.

We are committed to five star service on every single order — from the moment you click to the moment your bookmark arrives at your door flat and perfect and ready to live inside your favorite book. If anything is ever less than exactly right please reach out and we will make it right immediately. We respond to every message promptly and we mean it — real people, real responses, no automated runaround.

Thank you for supporting a small independent bookmark maker. It means everything to us and we do not take it for granted. We hope this bookmark finds exactly the right book and exactly the right reader.

Michelle and Julie
The Luna and Loom 📚