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Princess Bookmark | Dungeon | Crawler | Doughnut | Cat with a Tiara

Princess Bookmark | Dungeon | Crawler | Doughnut | Cat with a Tiara

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She did not choose the dungeon. The dungeon chose correctly.

For every reader who will tell you without hesitation that Princess Donut is the true star of Dungeon Crawler Carl and who is correct.

For every reader who respects the tiara. Who understands the tiara. Who understands that the tiara is not a costume accessory but a statement of fact — the fact being that Princess Donut Queen Anne Chonk is royalty and the dungeon is simply the largest venue she has yet occupied and she is handling it better than anyone else in it.

For every reader who has read Felicia Day say Princess Donut is my queen and thought yes obviously she is the queen she has always been the queen.

For every cat owner who read this series and looked at their own cat differently afterward — with more respect, more wariness, and a renewed appreciation for the fact that cats have not yet been given access to a dungeon.

For every reader who started this series for Carl and stayed for Princess Donut and has never once regretted that decision.

This bookmark is for all of you. Princess Donut Queen Anne Chonk. The galaxy's most beloved crawler. The tiara is non-negotiable. The magnificence is non-optional. She did not choose the dungeon. The dungeon chose correctly.

✦ ABOUT THIS BOOKMARK
A richly illustrated scene built entirely around Princess Donut — the dungeon of Dungeon Crawler Carl rendered as her domain, lit for her, composed to honor her, because this is her bookmark and she is the star and the dungeon is background material that she is graciously allowing to exist in her vicinity.

The floating interface at the very top of the composition announces Princess Donut in the glowing gold of the dungeon's achievement notification system — PRINCESS DONUT — QUEEN ANNE CHONK rendered as a royal proclamation in the neon-lit text of the dungeon interface. A LEGENDARY STATUS indicator. A MOST VIEWED CRAWLER notification. The galactic audience's verdict confirmed as a glowing metric in the upper composition because the galaxy agrees with Princess Donut's own assessment of her importance.

Princess Donut dominates the center and lower portions of the composition — a cat of extraordinary bearing occupying the center of the frame with the complete ease of a creature who has never once questioned whether she belongs at the center of the frame. Her fur impeccably maintained even in a dungeon because Princess Donut has standards and the apocalypse is not an excuse for lowering them.

The tiara is the centerpiece of the entire composition — warm gold catching the multiple light sources of the dungeon and scattering that light in small warm points across everything around it, worn with the complete authority of a crown that belongs there and has always belonged there. The tiara glows warm gold against the dungeon dark and is the warmest and most vivid color in the entire composition.

The dungeon surrounds Princess Donut as her backdrop — the stone walls and glowing runes and bioluminescent fungi present as the setting she has accepted. Floating camera drones aimed at her specifically because the camera operators have also understood that Princess Donut is the story. Galactic viewer comments floating in the interface confirming that the intergalactic fan base of Princess Donut Queen Anne Chonk is real and enormous and entirely correct.

Carl's backward baseball cap is visible at the very edge of the composition — the only evidence of Carl's presence, peripheral and appropriate, suggesting that he is nearby doing something useful in support of the true star of the operation.

The tiara is on. The cameras are rolling. The galaxy is watching. Princess Donut is ready. She is always ready. She was ready before the dungeon existed.

✦ BOOKMARK DETAILS
— Size: 2.15 inches wide by 6.75 inches tall — Printed on premium card stock — Full color illustration front with matte finish — Arrives in a kraft envelope in a protective sleeve — Ready to use in your current read — Princess Donut approves of reading and expects you to do more of it

✦ PERFECT FOR
— Every fan of Dungeon Crawler Carl who knows that Princess Donut is the true star
— Cat lovers who are also fantasy readers — this is the bookmark that was made specifically for you
— Anyone who respects the tiara and understands what it represents
— LitRPG readers who appreciate when a series gives its best character the full attention she deserves
— Gifts for the Princess Donut fan in your life — and every DCC fan is a Princess Donut fan
— Anyone who has looked at their own cat after reading this series and felt newly respectful
— Felicia Day fans — if Felicia Day says Princess Donut is her queen this bookmark is for every person who agrees
— Pairing beautifully with our Carl and Princess Donut duo bookmark — the duo and the solo portrait together make the perfect DCC gift set
— Treating yourself
— Princess Donut would not call it treating yourself. She would call it appropriate acknowledgment of correct priorities. She is right.

✦ THE TIARA
The tiara in this bookmark is warm gold. It catches the dungeon light and scatters it in small warm points across the composition. It is worn with the complete authority of a crown that belongs there.
Princess Donut did not acquire the tiara in the dungeon. She brought it with her from her pre-apocalypse life as a prize-winning show cat because of course she brought it. The tiara was always appropriate. Every occasion is appropriate for the tiara when you are Princess Donut Queen Anne Chonk.

The dungeon has many things. Exploding goblins. Magical potions. Drug-dealing llamas. Lethal traps. An intergalactic audience of millions. None of these things are more important than the tiara. Princess Donut knows this. The tiara knows this. The dungeon is learning.

✦ CARL'S BASEBALL CAP
Carl's backward baseball cap is at the very edge of this bookmark. Just barely visible. Peripheral.
This is correct. This is his appropriate position in a bookmark about Princess Donut. He is nearby. He is helpful. He is doing something useful in support of the true star of the operation.
Carl is a good crawler. Carl is genuinely impressive. Carl is also not the subject of this bookmark and he would be the first to acknowledge that Princess Donut handles the fame better than he does anyway which she absolutely does.

The cap is at the edge. Princess Donut is at the center. The dungeon has been correctly organized.

✦ THE GALACTIC AUDIENCE
The floating viewer metrics in the upper portion of this bookmark confirm what every reader of this series already knows — the galaxy watches Princess Donut specifically. The galactic audience did not sign up to watch a Coast Guard veteran navigate an underground dungeon. They signed up to watch Princess Donut Queen Anne Chonk navigate an underground dungeon while the Coast Guard veteran tries to keep up.

The viewer count is very high. It has been very high since Princess Donut arrived. It will continue to be very high. The galaxy has good taste in this specific instance.

✦ PAIRS BEAUTIFULLY WITH
Our Dungeon Crawler Carl duo bookmark featuring Carl and Princess Donut together — the duo bookmark and the Princess Donut solo portrait together tell the complete story of the series and make the perfect gift set for the DCC reader who needs both. See our shop for the Carl and Princess Donut duo bookmark.

✦ SHIPPING
Ships within 3 to 5 business days. Arrives in a kraft envelope so your bookmark comes to you simply and beautifully — ready to use immediately. Princess Donut reviewed the shipping process. She had notes. We implemented the notes. The tiara arrived undamaged. This was the priority.

✦ ABOUT OUR SHOP
Every bookmark in our shop is designed and produced professionally by us — made with care in our own studio and printed on premium materials we stand behind completely. We are a small passionate operation and we treat every order like it matters because it does.

We are committed to five star service on every single order — from the moment you click to the moment your bookmark arrives at your door flat and perfect and ready to live inside your favorite book. If anything is ever less than exactly right please reach out and we will make it right immediately. We respond to every message promptly and we mean it — real people, real responses, no automated runaround.

Thank you for supporting a small independent bookmark maker. It means everything to us and we do not take it for granted. We hope this bookmark finds exactly the right book and exactly the right reader.

Back to the dungeon,
Michelle and Julie
The Luna and Loom 📚

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