Snarky Witch Bookmark | Funny Witchy Book Lover | Bookish Literary Gift |

For every bookish witch who has lived this exact experience and who needs a bookmark that knows it. # 2 in the Snarky Witch Series "My TBR list is not a problem. It is an optimistic life plan." A powerful bookish witch standing before a bookshelf in glorious overflow — books stacked horizontally on top of the vertical rows, books in piles at her feet, a new book in a bookstore bag still in her hand, her expression the complete serenity of someone who has made peace with the gap between acquisition and reading speed and who considers that gap an inspiring feature of her life rather than a problem. Perfect for: Anyone whose TBR list is longer than their actual lifespan and who considers this aspirational · Every reader who has ever added six books to the TBR while in the middle of reading a different book. For every reader who felt personally described by that tagline before they finished reading it. For every person who has tried to explain this particular book situation to someone who does not read and who has watched that person's face and decided not to finish the explanation. This bookmark is for all of you. ✦ ABOUT THIS BOOKMARK A richly detailed photorealistic portrait of a powerful bookish witch — rendered in the warm amber and earthy tones of a woman who is entirely at home in her books and in herself and who has absolutely nothing to apologize for. At the very bottom the tagline in warm gold lettering on a deep earthy colored banner. Luna and Loom in small warm lettering at the base. This bookmark looks like a portrait of someone you know. That is because it is. ✦ BOOKMARK DETAILS — Size: 2.15 inches wide by 6.75 inches tall — Printed on premium card stock — Full color photorealistic illustration with matte finish — Arrives in a kraft envelope in a protective sleeve — Ready to use in your current read immediately ✦ PERFECT FOR — Every bookish witch who feels personally described by the tagline — Gifts for the witchy reader in your life who will recognize themselves immediately — Book clubs with a witchy aesthetic — this makes an extraordinary discussion gift — Anyone who has tried to explain a TBR list to a non-reader and given up — Self-gifting — the witch in this bookmark would absolutely buy herself this bookmark and she would be right ✦ THE COMPLETE SNARKY WITCH COLLECTION This bookmark is part of the Luna and Loom Snarky Witch Bookmark Collection — ten photorealistic witchy bookmarks each featuring a powerful bookish witch and a tagline that every reader will recognize as their own immediate personal experience. The complete collection — I have too many books said no witch ever · My TBR list is not a problem it is an optimistic life plan · Just one more chapter she said six hours ago · I only came in for one book the bookseller saw through me completely · I know how it ends I am choosing to feel it again anyway · I have a book budget I also have no self control these are two separate facts · I didn't finish it it didn't deserve me · Bibliophile is just a polite word for someone who smells books in public and feels no shame · My TBR has a waitlist my mood has veto power nobody wins · I didn't buy too many books I bought the right number for the person I am becoming See our shop for all ten. Every single one was made for you. ✦ SHIPPING Ships within 3 to 5 business days. Arrives in a kraft envelope — ready to use immediately. [ONE SENTENCE shipping closer specific to this tagline.] ✦ ABOUT OUR SHOP Every bookmark in our shop is designed and produced professionally by us — made with care in our own studio and printed on premium materials we stand behind completely. We are a small passionate operation and we treat every order like it matters because it does. We are committed to five star service on every single order — from the moment you click to the moment your bookmark arrives at your door flat and perfect and ready to live inside your favorite book. If anything is ever less than exactly right please reach out and we will make it right immediately. We respond to every message promptly and we mean it — real people, real responses, no automated runaround. Thank you for supporting a small independent bookmark maker. It means everything to us and we do not take it for granted. We hope this bookmark finds exactly the right book and exactly the right reader. Here's to the TBR list we all have! Michelle and Julie The Luna and Loom 📚