Snarky Witch Bookmark | Funny Witchy | Dark Academia

I HAVE TOO MANY BOOKS SAID NO WITCH EVER I have too many books said no witch ever. For every bookish witch who has heard the phrase too many books and felt nothing but mild confusion about what that phrase is supposed to mean. For every reader whose shelves contain the Book of Shadows, the Moon Magic, Rituals and Spells, the Witch's Herbal, the Natural Magic and the Encyclopedia of Witchcraft, and who has looked at that collection and thought yes. For every witch who considers her book collection a living practice rather than a hobby — the books as tools and records and companions and the primary evidence of a life lived in close and serious attention to the things that matter. For every person who has been told their book collection is excessive and who has smiled politely and continued acquiring books because the person saying that has simply misunderstood the situation. For every bookish witch who has walked into a bookstore meaning to browse and left with her arms full and her heart completely satisfied with zero regrets whatsoever. This bookmark is for all of you. No witch has ever said it. No witch ever will. The books are exactly right in their quantity. The quantity is the point. ✦ ABOUT THIS BOOKMARK A richly detailed photorealistic portrait of a powerful bookish witch surrounded by her complete and unapologetic library — rendered in the warm amber and forest green and deep earthy tones of a woman who is entirely at home in the world she has built around herself one book at a time. The witch herself fills the upper portion of the bookmark — dark wild hair loose around her shoulders, layered earthy clothing in warm cream and deep forest green, a pendant at her throat and rings on her fingers and the specific warm confident expression of someone who knows exactly who she is. She is holding an open book — The Book of Herbal Virtues — with the easy familiarity of someone who has held this book many times and who will hold it many more. Her other hand rests on a stack of books beside her with the specific possessive tenderness of someone patting something beloved. The books surrounding her are rendered in full photorealistic detail — the Book of Shadows and The Witch's Herbal and Moon Magic and Natural Magic and Rituals and Spells stacked and present in the deep forest green and warm amber and rich brown of a collection assembled with purpose and with love. The lower portion of the composition opens into the beautiful working chaos of a witch's practice space — open manuscripts and small potion bottles and cork-stoppered vials and the accumulated beautiful objects of a life lived in close attention to the magical and the natural simultaneously. At the very bottom a deep forest green banner with warm gold lettering and gold decorative corners reads exactly what needs to be said. Luna and Loom at the base in small warm lettering. This bookmark does not look like any other bookmark on Etsy. It looks like a portrait of someone you know. ✦ BOOKMARK DETAILS — Size: 2.15 inches wide by 6.75 inches tall — Printed on premium card stock — Full color photorealistic illustration front with matte finish — Arrives in a kraft envelope in a protective sleeve — Ready to use in your current read the moment it arrives — whichever one of your many books that happens to be ✦ PERFECT FOR — Every bookish witch who feels personally described by the tagline which is every bookish witch — Anyone whose book collection includes at least one book with the words shadow or moon or magic or ritual in the title — Gifts for the witchy reader in your life who has been told they have too many books and who disagrees — Book clubs with a witchy aesthetic — this bookmark is the perfect discussion gift — Dark academia readers who love a gorgeous and slightly dramatic bookmark — Anyone who keeps potion bottles and open manuscripts on their reading desk which is a completely normal thing to keep on a reading desk — Gifts for the person who introduced you to witchy fiction and changed your reading life — Self-gifting — the witch in this bookmark would absolutely buy herself this bookmark and she would be right to do so — Pairing with our complete Snarky Witch Bookmark Collection — see our shop for the full series ✦ THE BOOKS IN THIS BOOKMARK The Book of Herbal Virtues. Book of Shadows. The Witch's Herbal. Moon Magic. Natural Magic. Rituals and Spells. Encyclopedia of Witchcraft. Every book in this bookmark is the kind of book that belongs on a witch's shelf. Every witch reading this listing has at least three of them. Most witches reading this listing have all of them and have already identified which ones they need to add. No witch has ever looked at this collection and said too many. No witch ever will. ✦ THE POTION BOTTLES The small cork-stoppered glass bottles in the lower portion of this bookmark are the detail that makes every witchy reader stop and look more closely. They are not decorative. They are functional. The witch in this bookmark uses them. The manuscripts open beside them have notes in the margins. The practice is active and ongoing and the bottles are part of it. Every witch knows what is in those bottles. Every witch has at least a few of their own. This bookmark was made for her specifically. ✦ THE COMPLETE SNARKY WITCH COLLECTION This bookmark is part of the Luna and Loom Snarky Witch Bookmark Collection — a series of photorealistic witchy bookmarks each featuring a powerful bookish witch and a tagline that every reader will recognize as their own immediate personal experience. Current titles include — I have too many books said no witch ever · My TBR list is not a problem it is an optimistic life plan · Just one more chapter she said six hours ago · I know how it ends I am choosing to feel it again anyway · I didn't finish it it didn't deserve me · The bookseller looked at me and saw through me completely · Worth it every single time · I didn't buy too many books I bought the right number for the person I am becoming See our shop for the complete collection. Every single one was made for you specifically. ✦ SHIPPING Ships within 3 to 5 business days. Arrives in a kraft envelope so your bookmark comes to you simply and beautifully — ready to use immediately. No witch has ever said it. Not once. The books are exactly right. The bookmark is on its way. ✦ ABOUT OUR SHOP Every bookmark in our shop is designed and produced professionally by us — made with care in our own studio and printed on premium materials we stand behind completely. We are a small passionate operation and we treat every order like it matters because it does. We are committed to five star service on every single order — from the moment you click to the moment your bookmark arrives at your door flat and perfect and ready to live inside your favorite book. If anything is ever less than exactly right please reach out and we will make it right immediately. We respond to every message promptly and we mean it — real people, real responses, no automated runaround. Thank you for supporting a small independent bookmark maker. It means everything to us and we do not take it for granted. We hope this bookmark finds exactly the right book and exactly the right reader. Michelle and Julie The Luna and Loom 📚 ETSY TAGS: witch bookmark, funny witchy book lover gift, bookish witch literary gift, snarky witch reader gift, too many books witch bookmark, dark academia witchy gift, witchy reader bookmark, bookish witch gift, witch book lover, snarky bookish gift, too many books gift, witch literary bookmark, funny book lover gift, witchy reader gift, unique witch bookmark